I’m sure they’re nice people, but Gnomedex should not be your public speaking debut.
From the speakers:
- “We love each other, we love martinis.”
- “We came up with the name geekbrief.tv and it was like creativity diarrhea.”
- “there’s something she does on video that’s just magic.”
- “I like to hide in the closet.”
- “We’ve always used Splenda and we love Splenda.”
From the IRC chat:
dotBen: If this is what their podcast is like, I’m off to subscribe to razar blades on iTunes
sugarattack: someone bring back Jason Calacanis.
ethankap: “hi judy, drugs are bad!”
dotBen: They have a CHRISTIAN BACKGROUND??!?! Yeah, it’s just like Dawn and Drew
faddah: it’s so nice that she let her potential stalker from church become her husband.
scottru: is anybody thinking that we’re going to be called to the stage for testimonials soon?
srhaber: this must be what a scientology seminar is like
ethankap: her twitter “I’m perky today!”
ethankap: his twitter “She is moving to another room, must follow”
dotBen: “Can you tell me more about your private videos plz”
scottru: oh now we have an ad for Splenda. That’s great.
scottru: you know what I like? Splenda.
dotBen: how do you link from a technical talk about the iPhone through to a tasty recipe with splenda?
davd: why not just dress up like NASCAR?
dotBen: I can see it now: Adam Curry, Ron Bloom and the execs at Splenda smoking cigars in a boardroom doing a big-bucks deal.
davd: doing lines of SPLENDA
dotBen: I’m looking for a video network that really does do ‘everything’. Not just get the advertising and the hosting, I also want them to do the show too. I don’t want to do anything, basically. Let me know.